Just in case you haven't had enough to laugh at lately--here is our latest installment of the things said around here worth repeating.
Aunt Mary: So Samuel, have you got a Valentine for your girlfriend?
Samuel: I don't have a girlfriend.
Aunt Mary: Oh, I see.
Samuel: I dumped her!
Aunt Mary: How do you know what dumping is? Did she cry when you dumped her?
Samuel: No. She doesn't even know dat I dumped her.
Aunt Mary: Well, you'd better wait to tell her until after Valentine's Day. She'll be expecting some flowers.
Samuel: I never told her she was my girlfriend!
Joseph: What is this?
Mom (brightly): It's called Dutch Oven Veggies!Aunt Mary: So Samuel, have you got a Valentine for your girlfriend?
Samuel: I don't have a girlfriend.
Aunt Mary: Oh, I see.
Samuel: I dumped her!
Aunt Mary: How do you know what dumping is? Did she cry when you dumped her?
Samuel: No. She doesn't even know dat I dumped her.
Aunt Mary: Well, you'd better wait to tell her until after Valentine's Day. She'll be expecting some flowers.
Samuel: I never told her she was my girlfriend!
Joseph: What is this?
Joseph: How come you put cabbage in it?
Mom: Well, I wanted to use it up.
Joseph:(after a pause) Mom, I'm just wondering. How come you keep buying cabbage and then you keep putting it in stuff so you can use it up? You could just stop buying the cabbage, you know.Mom: Wow, just look at this floor! How do you think it got so messy?
Sam: Well, that's because you keep feeding us crummy food. And then we get crumbs all over.
Gideon:Don't worry. I've done this before. (removing a hot pan from the oven and carrying it to the table)
Joseph: Sam, will you STOP MAKING ALL THAT NOISE.
Mom: I couldn't hear anything.
Joseph: Well, I've been cleaning my ears out really well lately so I can hear all the noise that he is making.
Joseph: We come in peace. We brought you dinner.
Gideon: Oh! Dinner!
Gideon: I just passed gas again! (joyfully)
I LOVE gas!!!
It's so STINKY!!!!! (even more joyfully)
Mom: Gideon, what do the scriptures say will happen to the wicked?
Gideon: They will have eternal determination.
Mom: Wow, you boys are sure looking handsome!
Joseph: That's because we're boys.
Samuel: Mom, I've been thinking about collecting gum that's not already been chewed.
Joseph:Mom, are these corn dogs free ranged?
6 comments:
your kids kill me. Always an adventure. So you are even more on the count down, how are you feeling? Do you usually go early/late? Good luck...cannot wait to hear the new Bible name (Isaac is our installment of the Bible names.)
Hillarious. Thanks for the post! :)
Cute! I love the free range corn dog!
Ha ha ha ha. Thanks for the laugh. By the way, I finally listened to my phone messages (it always surprises me to learn people called me) - sorry I didn't get them earlier. We're heading east Monday I think - we'd love to see you before...
The crummy food one was the best--glad my kids aren't the only ones!
Indeed Ellie did not know that she was Sammy's girlfriend. It's a good thing, too, since she has plans to marry Joseph.
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