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Aneesa
Monday, August 09, 2010
Boy Quotes--Summer Installment
Gideon: I'll trade you my extra sucking power for your morphing power.
Samuel:Oh my heck! (correcting) I mean, Oh my hell!
Samuel: This is dangerous. But it's quite fun.
Joseph: Mom, I do NOT want a fuzz buzz.
Malachi: Buzz, buzz, great new hive.. . . . . .
Samuel: mom, do you want me to make you some food?
Mom: what can you make?
Samuel: well, I can make fruit casserole.
Joseph: Hey, you're naked! Go get some pants.
Malachi: I'm not naked, I'm Manchi (Malachi)!!
Joseph: And I don't usually get last place. (pause) If there are girls running.
Gideon: Joseph, this is so easy! It says, "How many quarters are there in seventy-five cents?"
Joseph: Two
Mom: Get out of the fridge and the freezer.
Samuel: I wasn't in them, I was on them.
Malachi: (patting my leg lovingly) You're so big, mommy.
Mom: Well, sometimes it's harder for guys to find a nice girl to marry after they get out of college. It's just not as easy to meet a lot of girls after you're done with college.
Gideon: Unless you go to the grocery store!
Joseph: (reading scriptures) Lay not up for yourself treasures on earth, where moth and rust doth cooperate. . . . .
Aaron: The day will come when you will have to work and earn your own money.
And that day is starting tomorrow.
Samuel: Well, I don't really appreciate working.
Samuel:Oh my heck! (correcting) I mean, Oh my hell!
Samuel: This is dangerous. But it's quite fun.
Joseph: Mom, I do NOT want a fuzz buzz.
Malachi: Buzz, buzz, great new hive.. . . . . .
Samuel: mom, do you want me to make you some food?
Mom: what can you make?
Samuel: well, I can make fruit casserole.
Joseph: Hey, you're naked! Go get some pants.
Malachi: I'm not naked, I'm Manchi (Malachi)!!
Joseph: And I don't usually get last place. (pause) If there are girls running.
Gideon: Joseph, this is so easy! It says, "How many quarters are there in seventy-five cents?"
Joseph: Two
Mom: Get out of the fridge and the freezer.
Samuel: I wasn't in them, I was on them.
Malachi: (patting my leg lovingly) You're so big, mommy.
Mom: Well, sometimes it's harder for guys to find a nice girl to marry after they get out of college. It's just not as easy to meet a lot of girls after you're done with college.
Gideon: Unless you go to the grocery store!
Joseph: (reading scriptures) Lay not up for yourself treasures on earth, where moth and rust doth cooperate. . . . .
Aaron: The day will come when you will have to work and earn your own money.
And that day is starting tomorrow.
Samuel: Well, I don't really appreciate working.
Dad: Sam, here's some soap. Wash your legs, and arms and get all clean, and then you can go play.
Samuel: No.Dad: No? Why not?
Samuel: Because then it'll get all bubbly.Dad: Well that's okay. You like bubbles, don't you?
Samuel: No cause then I can't bubble.Sister Beutler: Okay, so what can we do to be like Jesus and help people around us?
Nathan J: We could ride our bikes around and look for dead people. . . .Joseph: MALACHI!!! You're not supposed to play with Daddy's saw. (pause) And you can't saw the kittens.
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